| Sqidward smells vs Stalin | 1–2 | 33.33% |
| Sqidward smells vs Wardell | 2–1 | 66.67% |
| Sqidward smells vs Anti-JOE | 1–2 | 33.33% |
| Sqidward smells vs GETBACKNIBBA | 1–1 | 50.00% |
| Sqidward smells vs Iloveboyhole | 0–2 | 0.00% |
| Sqidward smells vs Dragonfly | 0–2 | 0.00% |
| Sqidward smells vs Aqua Lung | 1–0 | 100.00% |
| Sqidward smells vs Thereal4kron | 0–1 | 0.00% |